
This was supposed to be an article about the wonderful global world we live in. I wanted to make an article about how market researchers all other the world can understand each other and cooperate, no matter how far apart we live. In particular, this should be an article about what it is like running a market research company and being an ESOMAR member on the Canary Islands.
I just needed to do one interview to get enough material for this article. I was going to spend five weeks in Las Palmas, Gran Canaria so that would be a piece of cake. I didn't exactly wait til the last minute either. Before leaving Sweden, I checked the ESOMAR directory and found one member on Gran Canaria and one on Tenerife. I sent an email to edei@edei.es, the address listed for EDEI Consultores SA in Las Palmas, the wonderful city I would work in for more than a month.
No reply.
As soon as I got down to paradise, I phoned +34-928-494100 and asked for Mr José Luis Tabare Santos. The person responding only spoke Spanish, which I don't, but I believe she said that Mr Santos was on vacation.

One of the things you do in Paradise while waiting for someone to return your call...
I waited a week or so and phoned again. Once again no English-speaker at hand and definitely no attempt to help me or to understand my request.
With just a week left of my time in Spain, I finally got through to José Luis (at least I think it was him) and he spoke english. Well, at least sort of. He had not seen any email and he had severe difficulties understanding why on earth anyone from Sweden would want to interview him. He gave me a new email address and told me to write again and someone would contact me if they were interested in giving an interview.
When this new address proved to be wrong, I attempted the old one again, but never heard from them this time either. With two days left to disfrutar (enjoy myself – I had picked up some Spanish by then as Edei Consultores were far from the only mono-lingual people on the island) I gave up.

Many flags - still only one language!
What if I had been a multi-national company interested in exploring the potential for investing in a new factory in Gran Canaria? Would I have waited to contact a Spanish research company until I had learned Spanish? Don't think so. Would it be worthwhile for companies like Edei to employ staff who speak some english, so they don't risk to loose deals like that? Obviously, and quite surprisingly, not!
I have recently encountered more examples of uninterest in learning English (I hope it is not inability). Spain is not the only country with this problem (?), but they are among the worst. People from Spain and some other (mostly European) countries apparently don't go to interesting conferences if the organisers don't provide simultaneous translation. Businesspeople in Spain, France and Portugal didn't participate in a web survey I sent out some years ago, just because the invitation was written in english (NB! The questionnaire was available in eight languages, including Spanish, French and Portuguese. Curiously enough, Chinese, Finns, Hungarians etc responded although there was no version of the questionnaire in their languages.)

The guys in Bazar Lunna sure knew how to make a good "Tortilla Canario" and consequently did plenty of business with me.
The true global world is an illusion. We who constantly move across borders, feel at home everywhere and who have more friends in other countries than in our home town, belong to a small and strange clan and have little in common with people in general. Learning English and other foreign languages as good as I possibly can, has been an important goal for me in life (and currently is for my children). It is not for a lot of people in many countries!
When a foreigner speaks to you in English – don't except him or her to be representative of his/her country. And if you want to do good business in southern Europe – be sure to learn Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Greek...
Henrik Hall
SMRN.se
P.S. If you speak Spanish, feel fre to call Mr Tabare Santos and tell him he missed the interview of his life!
This article was published in the British B2B paper BIG Times immediately after my trip to Spain. It must be stressed that most people I met didn’t refrain from interacting with me just because they didn’t understand what I said. This goes in particular for the wonderful people running our favourite ice cream parlor on Las Canteras.